HELLO. WE ARE OLI BEALE AND ALEX HOLDER. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. JEKYLL AND HYDE. LITTLE AND LARGE. STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN. WE ARE CREATIVE PARTNERS. WE'VE NEVER KISSED. WE WORK AT MOTHER LONDON. ALEX WEARS A LOT OF VINTAGE CLOTHES. OLI THINKS IT LOOKS LIKE FANCY DRESS. WE MET ON A BEACH. OLI WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM A VOLLEY BALL. MAYBE THAT'S WHY WE'VE NEVER KISSED. ALEX PRONOUNCES LOTS OF WORDS WRONG. LIKE 'WAFFLE'. SHE PRONOUNCES IT 'WAFFLE'. (IT'S MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOU HEAR IT). WE'VE NEVER HAD AN ARGUMENT OR A PHYSICAL FIGHT. ALEX WOULD WIN. ALEX IS A GIRL BY THE WAY. YOU MAY HAVE READ ALL THIS THINKING HE'S A DUDE. WELL HE ISN'T.
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