Have you heard of the IFB cult?"
"The Independent Fundamental Baptist group? They're like the Stepford Wives of Christianity."
"I can't decide if it's creepy or comical."
"It's definitely a mix of both!
Dude, have you heard of smutmanga?"
"No, what's that?"
"It's like regular manga, but way naughtier!"
"Oh man, I need to check that out. For research purposes, of course.
Hey, have you heard about the number 444 in the Bible?"
"444? Isn't that just a coincidence?"
"Maybe, but some people think it's a divine message. Like, 'God's hotline. Can I take a message
Did you hear the rumour about Mariska Hargitay being gay?"
"Who cares? She's still a badass detective and an icon!"
"But imagine how much cooler she'd be if it were true!
Have you ever heard of a Latina solejob?"
"It's like a regular solejob, but with a little extra sass and spice!"
"Oh, so like a solejob with a side of salsa
So you're telling me you only have room for nine anime on your list? That's like choosing your favorite child! Just give me a minute, I need to reevaluate my life choices.
Have you heard of the kea wong?"
"The what now?"
"The kea wong! A mischievous bird from New Zealand that loves to steal shiny objects!"
"Haha, sounds like my kind of bird!
Richard Gaikowski? Oh, you mean the Zodiac Killer suspect! Yeah, he was a pretty shady character. But hey, at least he had a killer fashion sense, am I right
Have you heard about the hunters of salamanstra?"
"Oh, you mean those brave souls who venture into the wild to catch a glimpse of the elusive creature?"
"Yeah, and they all come back with nothing but stories of wild goose chases! It's like a real-life game of hide and seek.
Have you heard about Metamorphosis Salon? It's like a magic show, but for hair! They can turn your mane from drab to fab in no time. I bet they have a wand hidden in the back!
