Have you guys seen Jamie Erdahl's feet? They're like two mini canoes just cruising down the sideline! I mean, seriously, how does she keep her balance with those things
Hey, have you seen my Kerrygold butter dish?"
"Oh, you mean the one that's always mysteriously empty?"
"Yeah! It's like the butter fairy keeps swooping in and stealing it every night!
Did you hear about epsom salt baths for dogs?"
"Yeah, apparently it can soothe their muscles and improve their coat!"
"Guess we better start pampering our furry friends like royalty!
Have you heard about those final destination gymnastics videos on YouTube? It's like every routine is a near-death experience!"
"Yeah, I can't watch without holding my breath the entire time. It's like watching a horror movie, but with leotards and uneven bars.
Wait, is it 'ah-poss-ul' or 'uh-pah-suhl'?"
"I think it's more like 'ah-pah-suhl'."
"So...it's like 'apple' but with an 's'?"
"Sure, let's go with that!
Have you been to the Creve Coeur ice rink yet?"
"Yeah, I went last week. I thought I could glide like a pro, but ended up looking like Bambi on ice!"
"Haha, same here! I don't know how those figure skaters do it.
Did you see Lily's new at&t commercial? Her boobs are front and center!" "I know, they're stealing the show! Who knew at&t could make our girl the talk of the town
Did you see the Indiana fishing report? Looks like the bass are biting in the northern lakes. Time to dust off the ol' fishing rod and reel in the big ones!
