I can't believe people are googling 'Madison Iseman feet'," Sarah said with a chuckle. "I guess even celebrities' feet are a topic of interest now," Michael replied, shaking his head.
Have you heard of the IFB cult?"
"The Independent Fundamental Baptist group? They're like the Stepford Wives of Christianity."
"I can't decide if it's creepy or comical."
"It's definitely a mix of both!
Dude, have you heard of smutmanga?"
"No, what's that?"
"It's like regular manga, but way naughtier!"
"Oh man, I need to check that out. For research purposes, of course.
Hey, have you heard about the number 444 in the Bible?"
"444? Isn't that just a coincidence?"
"Maybe, but some people think it's a divine message. Like, 'God's hotline. Can I take a message
Did you hear the rumour about Mariska Hargitay being gay?"
"Who cares? She's still a badass detective and an icon!"
"But imagine how much cooler she'd be if it were true!
Have you ever heard of a Latina solejob?"
"It's like a regular solejob, but with a little extra sass and spice!"
"Oh, so like a solejob with a side of salsa
So you're telling me you only have room for nine anime on your list? That's like choosing your favorite child! Just give me a minute, I need to reevaluate my life choices.
Have you heard of the kea wong?"
"The what now?"
"The kea wong! A mischievous bird from New Zealand that loves to steal shiny objects!"
"Haha, sounds like my kind of bird!
Richard Gaikowski? Oh, you mean the Zodiac Killer suspect! Yeah, he was a pretty shady character. But hey, at least he had a killer fashion sense, am I right
Have you heard about the hunters of salamanstra?"
"Oh, you mean those brave souls who venture into the wild to catch a glimpse of the elusive creature?"
"Yeah, and they all come back with nothing but stories of wild goose chases! It's like a real-life game of hide and seek.
