Hey, have you seen the latest Svengoolie monthly schedule? It's like a horror movie lover's dream come true! I'm canceling all my plans to stay in and watch every single spooky flick.
Who the heck is Bert Mustin?"
"Oh, you know, the old guy from every TV show and movie. He's like the grandfather we never had!"
"Haha! Oh, that guy! Yeah, I love his characters.
Have you heard about Tapatalk Chicago Youth Hockey? It's where pint-sized players take to the ice and give their all. Sure, they may not be breaking any records yet, but they sure do know how to have a good time. And the tantrums over losing? Hilarious!
Have you ever wondered where the catchy tunes from porn come from? Turns out there's a whole genre of '70s porn music that's funky, groovy, and surprisingly catchy. Who knew that the soundtrack to your favorite film was also perfect for getting down and dirty on the dance floor
Have you heard about the Pokémon Theta Emerald game?"
"Yeah, it's like Emerald but with added features and new Pokémon!"
"Sounds like I need to dig out my old Game Boy and catch 'em all over again!
Have you heard of r/lesbians on Reddit?"
"Yeah, it's like a support group for queer gals with a side of memes and puns."
"Sounds like my kind of community!"
"Right? It's like a virtual lesbian bar where everyone knows your pronouns.
Can you believe someone is actually searching for 'Gillian Jacobs feet' online?"
"Seriously? People have some strange obsessions!"
"Right? I mean, I like her acting, but her feet? That's just weird.
Have you heard of this new slang term 'viscant'?"
"What does it mean?"
"It's when you accidentally vacuum up something important and spend hours searching through the dust bag for it!"
"Haha, I've definitely been there!
“Did you hear about the new game, Pokemon Azure?”
“Yeah, I heard it’s all about water type Pokemon.”
“Great, now we can finally battle it out with Squirtle and Magikarp!”
Hey, do you have any tips for setting pickup height on my strat?"
"Sure, just use a ruler and adjust till it sounds good."
"Wow, that was easy!"
"Yeah, it's not rocket science, just rock 'n roll!
Have you seen those Mexican telenovela actors? They're always so over-the-top dramatic! It's like they think every scene is a life or death situation! But hey, it keeps us entertained, right
Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's feet? They're so perfect, it's like she's been blessed by the foot gods!"
"I know, right? I'd totally trade feet with her any day!
