Ugh, my girlfriend's feet are so dirty!"
"Just tell her to go wash them."
"But what if she takes it the wrong way?"
"Better than getting a foot fungus!
Have you heard of Radio Paz 810?"
"Yeah, it's like the zen master of radio stations. All peaceful vibes and calming tunes."
"Exactly! It's the only station that can make rush hour traffic feel like a spa day.
Que madre tan padre" is a popular Mexican saying that loosely translates to "what a cool mom/dad!" It's the ultimate compliment for parents who rock at parenting. So next time your friend's mom makes bomb tacos, just say "que madre tan padre!
Hey, have you seen those Naomi Scott feet pics?"
"Feet pics?"
"Yeah, people are obsessed with her feet for some reason. They even have a whole Instagram page dedicated to them!"
"Wow, people really have too much time on their hands.
Have you ever noticed how small Christina Ricci's feet are? Like, they look like they belong to a fairy tale character. It's almost like she's walking on tiny cloud puffs! Can she even find shoes that small? It's a mystery!
Is Eric leaving The Bold and the Beautiful?" "I hope not, he's the only reason I watch it!" "Agreed, who else can bring that level of drama to the Forrester family
I swear by Hudson Cream Flour for my baking! It's the secret to my perfect cookies," said Grandma. "Really? I thought it was your decades of experience," replied her granddaughter with a wink.
Did you know Jennifer Aniston's real eye color is blue?" "No way, I always thought they were brown!" "Yep, she's been fooling us all these years with those brown contacts!
Have you seen those new 'soles sexy' shoes? They make your feet look amazing! But I can't walk in them for more than 5 minutes without wanting to amputate my toes!
Have you seen Rikki Lynn Laughlin's latest photos?"
"Yeah, she's always posting those glam shots."
"I swear, she must have a personal photographer following her around!"
"Right?! I need to up my selfie game.
So, I heard you're into smut manga. What's your go-to?"
"Oh, definitely 'Intense Desire' - the art is incredible and the steamy scenes will leave you blushing for days!
